The Two-Minute Psych Test
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Are You Impatient or Methodical? Find Out Here In Only Two Minutes. Set A Timer For 2 Minutes And GO!
THE TWO-MINUTE PSYCH TEST
1. Read everything before doing anything.
2. PRINT THIS PAGE and then write your NAME in the upper right-hand corner.
3. Next, CIRCLE the word "NAME" in the second sentence.
4. Next, draw five small SQUARES in the upper left-hand corner of the paper.
5. Next, put an "X" in each SQUARE mentioned in Item #4.
6. Next, put a CIRCLE around each SQUARE.
7. Next, sign your name UNDER the title of this page.
8. Next, after the title, write "Yes", "No", "Uncertain".
9. Next, put a CIRCLE around Item #7.
10. Next, put an "X" in the lower left-hand corner of this page.
11. Next, draw a TRIANGLE around the "X" you just made.
12. Next, draw a BOX to the right of this sentence and in that box multiply 70 x 30.
13. Next, draw a CIRCLE around the word "paper" in Item #4 above.
14. Next, loudly call out your FIRST NAME when you get to this point of the test.
15. Next, if you are certain that you have followed the directions, say "I Have!"
16. Next, draw a BOX to the right of this sentence and in that box add 107 and 278.
17. Next, CIRCLE your answer from Item #16.
18. Next, COUNT BACKWARDS, in your normal speaking voice, from number 5 to number 1.
19. Next, punch THREE small holes in your paper with your pen point here . . .
20. Next, UNDERLINE all EVEN NUMBERS on the left side of this page.
21. Finally, upon reaching this point, loudly say "I am the leader in following directions!"
22. Now that you have finished reading carefully, accomplish only Items #1 and #2 above.
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© 2008 - R. MARTIN BASSO & 3 DOVES MEDIA
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Ha. Good idea ands valid points all aroun! It's just more of a joke I suppose. Thank you vilma!
Hi Reid,
This is the perfect hub for people like me who tend to buy a new gadget, mobile phone, TV, Cd player, or whatever, and immediately try to use it without looking at the instructions!
Hi Amanda;
So nice to get your input again.... I have to admit that I am in your camp on this one. I too am very guilty of that same infraction... And the becomming upset that the item 'wont work.!' (Only to find that had I read the instructions in the first place it would have!)
Good point, Amanda.
VILMADOESNT 3 years ago
I remember I have done this test earlier when I was in high school. And my teacher told I am good in following instructions.
I suggest you put some scoring system...and evaluation for those who followed and for those who didnt follow the instructions well, how do you gauge those people?